Funny Stuff

2014 Willa, 3 years old:
A diareah is when your on a bad vacation and you hold a baby on your lap and a wave crashes on it and it explodes. Then the hot lava comes and crashes on it and it will die and it mixes with the water.

October 2011 - Scarlett said "Mommy has a pokey vagina, I have a regular vagina, and daddy has a boy penis"

October 2011,  Ava - Wouldn't it be great if you could go in a plane and catch the clouds and eat them like ice cream?

September 2011 Scarlett said "I want a baby girl not a boy. A girl with a pink bow in her hair"

September 2011 - At Scarlett's check up, the doctor was feeling her stomach and she said "Mommy, he is hurting my baby" She seems to think she is also growing a baby...

June 2011

Scarlett - Daddy has a penis?
Me - Yes
Scarlett - Tommy has a penis?
Me - Yes
Scarlett - Lucas has a penis?
Me - Yes
Scarlett - Ethan has a penis?
Me - Yes
Scarlett - Thats a lot of penis...

March 20th - Scarlett said Mommy I have boogers and I eat them all gone in my tummy!

February 14th - Scarlett dropped her Tupperware full of snack in the back of the car and I hear her say Shit Titts, woops I guess I do say that too often... 

February 8th - Scarlett told Ava's karate instructor and a fellow parent that Mommy has a baby in her vagina. I guess she kinda gets it.

February 1st - I was reading Scarlett a book with a picture of a unicorn in it. I asked her what it was and she said a Penis

January 30th - We were at Safeway and Scarlett said she had a wood-chip, I asked her what that is and she said a wood-chip and tried to pull at her diaper. I checked and it was stuck in her butt. I explained to her this is not called a wood-chip but a weggie

January 28th - We bought Scarlett a new doll and she tried to cut its arm off on its first day home

Lost in the Woods!

Big Rock Hole Trail One sunny day we drove to Henry Cowell State Park to meet up with some friends who were camping there. They told us ...